**For those of you who are unfamiliar with “Words With Friends” (I’m looking at you, Mom) it’s basically “Scrabble.” But played on your phone/computer. And it is so completely addicting. My life will never be the same…
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Tuesday, October 18
Emily (5:48 pm) I hate you so much right now.
Ryan (5:52 pm) You’re going to hate me even more. Bringing the pain.
Ryan (5:52 pm) I’m on fire today.
Emily (5:54 pm) Brittany was right. This game should be called “Words With People Who Used to Be Friends.”
Ryan (5:56 pm) Hahahaha.
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Ryan (9:04 pm) I apparently have 31 of 39 achievements in Words With Friends now.
Emily (9:05 pm) HA! I have 32.
Ryan (9:06 pm) OIC.
Emily (9:07 pm) Shit talking is no fun when you acquiesce.
Ryan (9:28 pm) I apologise. I just decided to kick your ass instead.
Emily (9:30 pm) Much better. And it’s apologize.
Ryan (9:31 pm) Autocorrect fails me once again.
Emily (9:32 pm) Sure. Blame it on the technology, computer man.
Ryan (9:33 pm) I can and will.
Emily (9:36 pm) Oh, Jezuz… Now Brittany’s playing too. I keep telling myself I’ll finish painting the living room after I take my turn, but there’s ALWAYS ANOTHER TURN!
Ryan (9:41 pm) Hahaha WORD BATTLES.
Emily (9:43 pm) That Emily was such a promising young lady until she discovered waitressing and Words With Friends… such a shame.
Ryan (9:45 pm) Now all she does is drink, curse, and procrastinate. We had such high hopes.
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Wednesday, October 19
Ryan (12:55 am) WORD BATTLES!
Emily (12:55 am) THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryan (1:01 am) Hahahahaha.
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Saturday, October 22
Ryan (12:45 am) Battle.
Emily (12:46 am) And how.
Ryan (1:16 am) Boooooooom.
Emily (1:17 am) I don’t even want to know…
Emily (1:17 am) Mother. Fucker.
Ryan (1:18 am) Just rocked you hard.
Emily (1:20 am) And this is why I’m going to be tired and cranky at work tomorrow… Once again it boils down to all your fault.
Ryan (1:21 am) Most things are.
Emily (1:23 am) Really this is just me letting you win cause you had a bad day and I feel sorry for you.
Ryan (1:24 am) No, this is me kicking your ass in spite of overwhelming adversity. Rising above the raging storm and laying a mighty smiting.
Emily (1:28 am) THAT’S MY STORY AND I’M STICKING TO IT!!!
Emily (1:28 am) Jerk.
Ryan (1:28 am) Hahahaha.
